The hairy one
a rough-edged loon
stood in the silvery light
and howled at the moon…
I don’t fear zombie brides
or teens that can’t drive or park
but I fear my neighbor
when comes out after dark.
A werewolf he is, I’d prefer a wizard
maybe a headless horseman,
celebrity or
giant lizard…
I don’t know if it’s a sentence,
bad karma or a spell
but I just hope his crazy antics
don’t send us straight to hell!
I don’t know if his ordeal
will ever really stop
for dinner he mauled
three meat trucks
and a dude named Jacques.
Next time he turns out
we must be ready to thwart
I’ll say, “Now Ed, they’re all dead,
it’s really time to stop!”
Sam and I wish you all a safe and happy Halloween. Just look how happy he looks, LOL.
Happy Halloween to YOU!!!
Hope you had a great one, John! 😀
I did although I did not do much.
I didn’t do much either, but I do enjoy Halloween 😀
It can be fun fun day. Well, enjoy thyself.
Lots of fun and unexpected rhymes here… a dude name Jacques? LOL. May Ed find himself a Zombie Bride, a wedding spell, and an extra-chewy Renaissance Fair turkey leg. Happy Halloween to you and Sam, love the get-up. I wore a mask like that one year and about scared a kid to death… when I opened the door, she backed up clear off the sidewalk and said to just pitch the treat into her bucket. 🙂
I can just picture that Joan, ha ha. I’m calling it the Chicken Woman, lol. Sam was so less than happy, he’s not as big a Halloween fan as I am 😀
Have you considered moving???
I may need to 😀
Great Halloween Howl, Lana. I agree with Marissa… time for a move before the neighbor gets hungry. Happy Halloween.
That’s exactly what I should do, carnivorous neighbors these days, Geeze! 😀
Ah, great photo… Happy Halloween! 😉 Great poem too!!
Thanks Iris!
Lana, hope you had a Happy Halloween! 🎃 This is not a neighbour you’d wish on anyone! A fun poem which has me in giggles this morning.
Thank you, Annika. I’ll tell ya, neighbors these days, Yikes! 😀
Hope your Halloween was perfect, Lana. Enjoyed this selection very much!
I hope yours was also, Debbie. Thanks so much! 😀
We never know who our neighbors will turn out to be. Halloween is a good indicator, lol. Loved this spooky tale Lana. 🙂 xx
That’s right, Debby. Neighbors these days, Geeze 😀
🙂 🙂
I hope you had a great halloween Lana!
It was fun, Juli. Great weather too!
Who needs horror movies when you can have a neighbour like that, right? 😉 And wouldn’t it be awesome to have a wizard as a neighbour? Though actually I would prefer to be a witch myself 😉 xxxxxx
I would like to have a wizard for a neighbor, maybe a genie would be good too, ha ha! 😀