In light of all the things
there are to dread
meet PowerPoint Ted
He’s a Power Talker,
a real Word Rocker
Who likes turning
his back on folks
And clicking that
small remote
We watch him like an
Army of the Dead
Charts, graphs, symbols
and the sales stats of Ted
To say it mildly,
he’s more than a bore
And surely doesn’t understand
that less is more
Can you spell repetitious
Ted the Obnoxious Officious?
We attempt to connect
take away then dissect
Ted’s bullet points
are rambling
Our next career
may be in gambling
Information overload,
Ted’s in way too deep
PowerPoint goes on and on
making us hostages weep
Then there’s a SNAP
and Beth’s on her feet
Grabs Ted by the throat
and he’s white as a sheet!
We rebound from our coma
and try to reach Beth
As PowerPoint Ted
comes so close to death
Well I’m glad it was Beth and not me. Attempted murder is a tough one to beat!
Ha ha….she was driven to do it. Maybe she can get off on temporary insanity. ..
Or self defense…
Love it! Death by PowerPoint! I think everyone has been there! 🙂
Belinda, I think you are right, ha ha. I think I prefer Death by Chocolate. Thanks!
Absolutely! 🙂
I was chuckling and so far speechless. I am not very tech savvy and remember days with inserting a triple pile, whit typing paper, blue copy paper behind, then another white paper to print a duplicate! Lol
Oh I remember those days too! I got in on the end of that era, ha ha..fun times for sure 😀 the idea for this piece came from the other day when I sat in on a meeting with presentations that ran from 8 in the morning until 4 in the afternoon with 30 precious minutes for lunch….I was almost homicidal!