I really must tell you
if you haven’t been around
about Mrs. McLoon
wrecking havoc in our town
she decided Love Potion Number Nine
really wasn’t that fine
so she decided to go and up it
and in the process she gulped it
Before I could finish my
layered burrito
Mrs. McLoon fell in love
with Jared Leto
Now he might have been busy
at 34th and Vine
but poof! in an instant
he was here on time
She had been mixing
that stuff in the sink
but here was Jared Leto
in a moment’s blink
It still smelled like turpentine
Mrs. McLoon, her plans divine
She had seen him dressed as The Joker,
and she had done the math
Love Potion Number Ninety
now mixed up in the bath
She took off a few pounds,
she took off a few years
and said to Jared Leto,
“Drink and calm your fears”
Mrs. McLoon even went out
and got some gold tatoos
she “unspelled” the wolfman
and undid three taboos
now the former wolfman
is just a flop with chicks
and even McLoon’s dog
simply does average tricks
Jared’s model girlfriend
is nowhere to be found
Mrs. McLoon, the jealous witch
continues to astound
Will she finally kiss a cop?
Will this madness ever stop?
now Jared doesn’t know
if it’s day or night
Mrs. McLoon is crafty
really quite a fright
Halloween party, Mrs. McLoon
in her cape
I’m rooting for Jared Leto,
I hope he can escape
Poor Jared Leto!! I hope he makes it out in one piece too 🙂
Yep, he’s in trouble now, ha ha!
Where can I get some of this Love Potion 9…you know just out of curiosity.
I think somewhere around Hollywood from the gypsy with the gold tattoo 🙂
Oh, good! So I’m not too far away!
A sorry state of affaris for poor Jared Leto. I, too, hope he escapes. Another good one or Halloween, L.T.
I haven’t heard that old Searchers song for years – and the last time I actually saw the Searchers, I didn’t think they looked young at all. Now they look like mere lads!
I know, it is looking bad for him, maybe he will make it out. Thanks for your wonderful comments, Millie. That Searchers song is an oldie, but a goodie!
I love the song and how you were so inspired, Lana. ♡
Being an older, single woman I sympathize with someone who wants to dabble in love potions and magic. Maybe Jared will find happiness with Mrs. Mcloon? 😉
That song has been one of my favorites. I love 50s – 60s music! Ms. McLoon is smitten with Jared that’s for sure, maybe she feels George Clooney is a bit old 😉
Oh, that George C. may be taken since he married. But tabloids have them divorcing. . . He is attractive, that is for sure, Lana! 🙂