Selective Dating….and Not on Craigslist Either

Are you single, selective and simply too busy?

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Now these gals are looking for a “committed relationship” meaning that they would still like you, even if you didn’t have a bunch of money, but since you already have it, it’s okay. So hurry up and make these model quality introductions today where you could actually meet some of these ladies posing meticulously with their heads tilted to the side and a sly look on their faces. It’s much better than what your Aunt Doris can do for you. Hurry now, the love of your life is waiting, contact one of the leading matchmakers today. Don’t forget this is a selective search – for those with discriminating tastes.