The hairy one a rough-edged loon stood in the silvery light and howled at the moon… I don’t fear zombie brides or teens that can’t…
Category: humor
The place to be is not my town on Halloween when things go down. The Perfect Pumpkin Picker, OCD must leave things just so and…
It was right past the cream of mushroom soup when MeeMaw blasted by me with her new hairdo with a pink stripe in it too!…
“Where in the world did all those red Cannas go?” asked Aunt Agnes looking out her window. “The ones in the circle flower bed out…
So I found myself walking atop Big Blue trying to talk a vampire down from the ledge. Of course, I knew him, after all, we…
Suppose you were trapped in some bad country song as a steel guitar ratchets your brain your truck won’t start your mother-in-law won’t stop There’s…
Aunt Agnes was stone silent for a change as she stared at the accent green wall in her small room. “Green is one of those…
Reverend Mosley surveyed the restless crowd. Grown men fidgeting in their seats like five-year-old boys, their wives sliding them mean glances here and there. Mrs.…
Ernest decided his life’s goal in one afternoon…to have a wrecking service. He wanted billboards, sports signs, and a song. You know, a ditty, a…
If I could win a Pushcart Prize I would never put the cart before a certain furry farm animal because I know better than to…