So I found myself walking atop Big Blue trying to talk a vampire down from the ledge. Of course, I knew him, after all, we…
Tag: comedy
There are health benefits ascribed to salt lamps: breathing, blood flow, improved sleep. They are so small, some of them, anyway. I thought they’d be…
Are you single, selective and simply too busy? Are you classified as successful? Are you just sitting around on your alligator wallet stuffed with tons…
A couple days later Dion the Gardener remembers me and he returns when I’m just out in the backyard scooping leaves out of the fish pond,…
Shortie the Bank Robber’s real name was Vincent Moscone. Shortie V., they called him; he was named just like his cousin….both were Vinny…
Meanwhile, and it had to happen sooner or later with the first hint of spring, Dion, the creative gardening salesman is back. Like I can…
Gentle readers, I know these are tough economic times, but help me here to understand two very strange robberies. This is February, right? So why…
February 2009: I had a flu-like illness, always fun. The Gloom and Doom continues with two of the most horrible words in the English language:…